...YOU MIGHT BE A HIPSTER
If you think Buddha was a hindu god
If your pants are cutting off
circulation to your brain
If you hate your dad even though he still pays your rent at the age of 30
...you might be a hipster.
...you might be a hipster.
...you might be a hipster.
If your boyfriend gives you
chlamydia twice but you forgive
him ‘cause he’s in a band
...you might be a hipster.
If you sleep in the cubby space behind a fridge in brooklyn
...you might be a hipster.
If you wear a military jacket, but are a condescending pacifist
...you might be a hipster.
If you go to art galleries
to be seen looking at art
...you might be a hipster.
If you eat steak for
its irony content
...you might be a hipster.
If you drop out of college
with only a semester to go
If you haven’t washed the hoodie
you’re wearing in 3 months
...you might be a hipster.
...you might be a hipster!
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