SCOTTSDALE HIPSTERS

DO IT BETTER BECAUSE...

...all the ladies are bi-curious.

...Pocahontas is an Arizona resident.

...they pass out on street curbs on a random Tuesday. night.

...they are all Karate Kids.

...they live for the Pro

Wrestlers they emulate.

...their faux-hawks point

   towards the heavens.

...their unicorn t-shirts are

  way cooler than yours.

...they love their Macs more than their families.

  ...they channel Amy Winehouse without trying.

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...of their seductive stare downs.