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HIPSTER DEFINITION OF THE DAY

HIPSTER PIC OF THE DAY

AMISH HICKSTER

Don’t let this virgin with the underbeard fool you.  He’s on his Rumspringa and full fledged hipster. Too bad there’s no irony content in the cows he milks. And I hate to break it to him, but suspenders are unneccesary with tight hipster pants, Amos. Let’s hope he returns to Amish country before it’s too late.  The jury is still out as to whether hipsteritus can infect the stoic Amish.  If it can, God help us all!


PRETENSION: 1, He is just learning, but give the boy time.

IRONY: 1.21 jigawatts, He is a walking irony atom bomb

OCCUPATION: Handy son of a gun

HIPSTER-POCKET: To unofficially a hipster’s career, which may or may not include a piece of the pack of pretzels they steal from the corner store.


“I liked the cut of Jean the Machine’s jib with his abilty to get arrested twice in one day so I started to hip-pocket him in case anything big came along like a Pabst Blue Ribbon truck heist.”

 
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