HIPSTER DEFINITION OF THE DAY
HIPSTER PIC OF THE DAY
HIPSTATUS: Where a hipster stands in relation to their ironic community.
“I’m not sure you can be in this coffee shop considering your low level hipstatus. I mean I can barely see your package under those jeans!”
It’s bad enough when male hipsters borrow their girlfriends clothes. But when they start shopping together for matching black pants and undershirts, it’s time break out the HAZMAT suits. Clearly, the only solution is internment camps where matching hipsters can be rehabilitated. With the grace of (choose your own) God and electro-shock therapy we can save their wretched souls.
PRETENSION: 7, Dressing like your significant other is significant.
IRONY: 8, Significantly douchey.
OCCUPATION: Modern Day Olsen Twins
MATCHING HIPSTER LOVERS
