So what exactly is the point of sporting a t-shirt that was ugly even by 80’s standards?  Newsflash, blondey!  Just because the shirt survived as insulation inside your band’s rehearsal space throughout the 90’s, it’s still no reason to bring about a piss-stained cotton reunion tour.  Let Steven Tyler, Vince Neil and their merry scrotum fluffers finally fade into obscurity.  Better yet let’s put them all onto a Japanese Gameshow where they club each other to the death.  The last man standing gets a solo record deal...in hell.