So I just don’t get it.  Why do hipster dudes intentionally buy the tightest pair of pants they can find just to cram their junk in like tightly stuffed sausage?  Apparently comfort is no substitute for style.  What happened to baggy pants or normal fucking pants for that matter?  We all have Hip Hop Nation to thank for bringing breathing room back to our testes.  So be sure to thank every hipster you see for bringing back the 80’s in all its hideous, nut-squashing glory.